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Have you ever wanted a friend? Do you need a hobby, or court-mandated community service time? How about a way to assert dominance over nature, so as to cope with the deep emptiness inside your soul? Well, welcome to the world of stick pets!
In this first ever manual, you will learn how to become a professional stick adventurer who can skillfully find a stick in the wild, bravely capture it, and domesticate it into a fun, indoor pet.
Drawing on our 40 years of combined experience in the stick pet world, we will walk you through the whole rewarding journey, sharing TIPS and TRICKS that cover important subjects, like:
1. What is a stick anyway??
2. Mental and physical preparation before a capture
3. Approaching and safely restraining a stick
4. Acclimating your stick to the indoors through psychology and fun games
5. Socializing your stick pet
6. Avoiding the lifelong wrath of Mommy and Daddy Trees, who hate humans and may try to take you out as revenge next time you take a leisurely walk in the woods.
Upon purchase, you will be emailed a 70+ page PDF digital manual, which includes a totally legitimate bonus stick hunting license!
*Note: A complimentary manual is already included with the purchase a one-year stick sponsorship.
Have you ever wanted a friend? Do you need a hobby, or court-mandated community service time? How about a way to assert dominance over nature, so as to cope with the deep emptiness inside your soul? Well, welcome to the world of stick pets!
In this first ever manual, you will learn how to become a professional stick adventurer who can skillfully find a stick in the wild, bravely capture it, and domesticate it into a fun, indoor pet.
Drawing on our 40 years of combined experience in the stick pet world, we will walk you through the whole rewarding journey, sharing TIPS and TRICKS that cover important subjects, like:
1. What is a stick anyway??
2. Mental and physical preparation before a capture
3. Approaching and safely restraining a stick
4. Acclimating your stick to the indoors through psychology and fun games
5. Socializing your stick pet
6. Avoiding the lifelong wrath of Mommy and Daddy Trees, who hate humans and may try to take you out as revenge next time you take a leisurely walk in the woods.
Upon purchase, you will be emailed a 70+ page PDF digital manual, which includes a totally legitimate bonus stick hunting license!
*Note: A complimentary manual is already included with the purchase a one-year stick sponsorship.