Sponsor a Stick
Sponsor a stick today! Browse our digital forest and select the stick that speaks to you.
Our stick sponsorships make a perfect gift for a friend, perpetually angry boss, perpetually disappointed lover, or afficionado of nature. By purchasing a stick sponsorship as a gift, you convey exactly what you think of them and their life choices.
Upon purchase of a sponsorship, you or your gift recipient will receive:
A welcome email
A digital copy of our award-winning manual “Capturing, Domesticating, and Caring for Your Own Stick Pet: A Beginner’s Guide”
An update email sent every 6 weeks detailing your stick’s progress, told as part of a funny and entertaining storyline.
What they’re saying
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"Sponsoring a stick was an enriching experience not just for me, but also for my entire class. It was amazing to see the kids' excitement. The photo updates of our stick not changing at all gave them a profound sense of connection to the Earth and the importance of taking care of our environment."
John Smith, Elementary School Teacher
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“As a successful business owner, I’m always looking for ways that my company can give back to our community, and this Stick Pet thing was a perfect fit. We sponsored a stick for each of our employees, and now we have a small symbolic forest that represents the commitment of our company (which is very successful) to respecting nature by bringing it indoors and applying human characteristics to it. This project has brought us together as a company, and eliminated the need to give out raises or cost-of-living adjustments."
Lisa McCormick, Successful business owner
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"I’ve always loved nature and spending time outdoors, so when I heard about the opportunity to sponsor a stick, I didn't hesitate. It feels good to leave a living legacy, something that can contribute to the planet's health long after I’m gone, which may be soon given my ties to a mafia syndicate in Finland. The dedication ceremony was touching, and I often visit the park where my stick has grown into a beautiful tree, providing shade and clean air for future generations."
Michael Rodriguez, Fireman with a gambling addiction
*Editor’s Note: Stick Pet does not help nature, nor do sticks grow into trees. We have reached out to Michael to explain how trees grow.
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"I gifted my new husband David a stick sponsorship on our wedding night, amongst “other” things. We eventually got inspired to domesticate our own stick. Following the steps provided in your e-manual made that process easy! Our domesticated stick was an integral part of our family for 18 months. Unfortunately, our stick’s Daddy tree was able to track us down and used his vast tree network to launch a full-scale assault on our home during a tropical storm in late 2023. David lost his life that day, but I like to think he is at peace knowing that we have done our part in caring for nature.”
Rachel Lee, Newlywed, Widower
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